I’m a writer living in Brooklyn, New York with a pink bathtub and a well-stocked condiment drawer.

Professionally, I’ve been writing in the digital landscape for almost fifteen years. I cut my writing teeth at Comedy Central and my writing has appeared in subway ads, on packages, mailers, your inbox, the worldwide web, and in the daily to-do lists and prolific text chains I’m on (those last two are unpaid, but just as rewarding).